Weebsington 3000

Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal], and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.

You want to leave but you don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want to take me, don't want don't want don't want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.

I call you [over the phone], to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it's me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal] and I'm brave [or strong],
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you.

(10:58:22) coworker: sorry, tangent, I just had this mr. show-ish sketch idea where people build computers to compete in spelling bees
(10:58:25) coworker: thought you'd like to know
(10:58:36) me: how would that work?
(10:58:46) me: wouldn't they all have dictionaries?
(10:58:51) coworker: exactly
(10:59:06) me: so who would win? the one that crashed last?
(10:59:16) coworker: they'd still say them nervously and such
(10:59:27) coworker: but it'd just go on forever
(11:00:40) coworker: the inventors would talk about all the advancements they've made, but that wouldn't even be related to the spelling bee
(11:01:10) coworker: like this updated model can now calculate 10 more digits of pi than previous models
(11:02:16) coworker: oh, that could be the ending, he computes pi and everyone is amazed he can go the extra 10 digits, but he fails because he was supposed to spell it